Notice of disciplinary meeting – Cement Truck Driver

Notice of disciplinary meeting – Cement Truck Driver

  Date: 01/07/2017   Dear Robert, I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on Monday at 9am which is to be held in my office. At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I think I have a crush on Mozart

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – I think I have a crush on Mozart

    Dear Darcus, Ever since I started taking piano lessons, I seem to be developing a crush on Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Everytime I listen to the amazing music he composed, I can’t help but picture that little powdered wig of his bobbing up and down at a piano as he bangs out his latest…

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Decorate your office wall with Marvel comic book characters using post-it notes

Decorate your office wall with Marvel comic book characters using post-it notes

  If it’s true that there is a genuine relationship between productivity and working environment, then maybe it’s time your office got rid of its blank and boring wall paint and injected some life into the place. What better way is there to achieve this than by decorating the walls of your office with pictures…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a TV newsreader?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a TV newsreader?

The early mornings, the daily commute, the office politics, the annoying colleagues, the hangovers on a Friday – bet you’d do anything to get your old job back wouldn’t you? Whilst this can’t happen due to the unfortunate reality of being given your marching orders by your last employer, you could always look for an…

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How to stay safe from prying eyes at your workplace computer

How to stay safe from prying eyes at your workplace computer

Your workplace computer offers a multitude of ways that enemies in the office can gain access to the parts of your life that you’d rather were kept hidden. It may be that you’ve sent a CV to a prospective employer, or maybe you’re having an extra-marital affair with the hot blonde Essex girl/boy that works…

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Motorola fails to lead the mobile revolution with its Iridium satellite phone

Motorola fails to lead the mobile revolution with its Iridium satellite phone

Barry Bertiger was one of Motorola’s brightest engineers who first concocted the idea for the Iridium project in 1985 when his wife complained that she was unable to reach clients via her cell phone from the Bahamas.   As a result, Bertiger envisioned a communication framework that would allow effortless communication between every corner of…

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