Carlsberg Special Brew to be reclassified as Scotch Whisky after Brexit

Carlsberg Special Brew to be reclassified as Scotch Whisky after Brexit

  The UK’s trade deal with the US after Brexit may see drinks like Carlsberg Special Brew being reclassified as Scotch Whisky.   The current EU definition of whisky protects the Scottish whisky industry from sub-standard products, but that is all likely to change after the UK’s European divorce when drinks like 20/20, Thunderbirds, Kestrel…

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Accident Report Book – Waste Cardboard Packing

Accident Report Book – Waste Cardboard Packing

1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Andrew Davies Address: 24 Smith Street, Bolton, Lancashire Postcode: BL4 3BD Occupation:  Warehouse Manager 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Paul Sykes Address: 83 Caledon Road, Bolton, Lancashire Postcode: BL2 4DY Occupation: Warehouse Operative…

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Nipplegate outrages viewers of the 2004 Superbowl

Nipplegate outrages viewers of the 2004 Superbowl

Have you ever engaged in risqué behaviour at work that went too far and caused outrage among management and customers alike? If you have, fear not because you are not alone. On 1st February 2004 during their Superbowl halftime show performance, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake suffered what was later euphemistically referred to as a…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

  Dear Darcus, I get 25 days annual leave from work every year but I always dread taking them. I’ve tried going away to lots of beautiful places like The Maldives, Cuba, Thailand and Bali, but all I do is sit at the pool bar all day wishing I was back in the office. Do…

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10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

Have a look around your office on any given day and you’ll see a bustling place that is full of people between the hours of 9am and 6pm. As with everything else in life however, even offices have an upper limit to how long they are put to good use. The W1nners’ Club urban exploration…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a professional gambler?

What does the word LIFE stand for? Looks Interesting and F*cking Entertaining? La Crosse Is For Everyone? Labour Intensive Foreign Email? Whatever meaning you have attached to this part of existence that is known as living, at some point it will all have to be paid for. If you don’t have a job, this may…

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10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

10 tell-tale signs that indicate a team member is about to hand in their resignation

How short some people’s memories are! You didn’t throw their CV into the bin upon spotting the first spelling mistake, you pretended to believe their unlikely story about how they generated £100,000 of incremental revenue in a single month in their previous job, you gave them an interview – hell, you even gave them a…

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The Canarsee Native American Indians sell Manhattan Island for $24

The Canarsee Native American Indians sell Manhattan Island for $24

Peter Minuit is widely credited by historians as being the man who negotiated the purchase of Manhattan Island from The Canarsee Native American Indians on behalf of Dutch settlers in May 1626. Manhattan later became the location of the Dutch city of New Amsterdam which subsequently became modern day New York. Legend has it that…

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Walkie Talkie a better investment than The Death Star say property experts

Walkie Talkie a better investment than The Death Star say property experts

  London’s landmark Walkie Talkie skyscraper has been purchased by a Hong Kong firm and is said to be a much better investment than the Death Star according to property experts.   The £1.3billion price tag is the highest amount ever paid for a building in the UK and its new owners hope to strike…

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BMW pledges to build at least one of its electric Mini models in the UK after Brexit

BMW pledges to build at least one of its electric Mini models in the UK after Brexit

  BMW has committed to building a fully electric version of the Mini in the UK regardless of the outcome of Brexit trade negotiations.   The company says that it has “neither sought nor received” any reassurances from the UK Government on post-Brexit trading arrangements, so as a result will focus its efforts on constructing…

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