Pringles packaging may have formed during the big bang according to scientists

Pringles packaging may have formed during the big bang according to scientists

  The packaging used to house popular crisp snack Pringles may have been formed at the precise moment the universe was first created according to leading scientists.   The iconic tube packaging which includes a metal base, plastic cap and foil-lined cardboard sleeve is widely recognised as being one of the least recyclable substances in…

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Nestle fails in its bid to trademark all rude hand gestures

Nestle fails in its bid to trademark all rude hand gestures

  London’s Court of Appeal has flipped the bird at an attempt by Nestle to trademark all the rude hand gestures that are currently in existence.   Nestle claims that the four-fingers of its KitKat chocolate snack constitutes a trademark and therefore a royalty should be paid every time somebody decides to use one of…

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Aboriginal man faces legal action for selling counterfeit Chanel didgeridoos

Aboriginal man faces legal action for selling counterfeit Chanel didgeridoos

  An Aboriginal man has been denounced on social media for appropriating western culture by producing a $2,000 Chanel didgeridoo line that has been derided as the ultimate in trademark infringement.   The Eucalyptus tree trunk segments that have been drilled out by termites are available on ebay or Amazon in the luxury products section….

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“Uber is not a taxi company,” says unreliable witness at EU Court hearing

“Uber is not a taxi company,” says unreliable witness at EU Court hearing

  Uber is not a taxi company according to a witness at a recent European Court of Justice hearing whose nose began to grow upon taking the oath in the witness box.   The trial to ascertain whether ferrying passengers around in a motor vehicle in return for payment constitutes being a taxi firm, took…

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Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

  Heineken has developed a zero-alcohol beer with the sole aim of destroying the sex lives of people who got twatted with an ugly stick at birth.   Heineken 0.0 will roll out across 14 markets this year and sees the brand’s usual green label turn blue to highlight the drink’s zero alcohol content as…

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Boris Johnson gets stranded on a zip wire during the 2012 London Olympics

Boris Johnson gets stranded on a zip wire during the 2012 London Olympics

  Have you ever done a presentation at work in front of the board of directors and suddenly noticed that you’ve opened the wrong file?  Perhaps the computer you’re using has decided that this is the day, above all others that it would be a good idea to come down with a computer version of…

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Assessment of potential for promotion – District Council Sign Erector

Assessment of potential for promotion – District Council Sign Erector

  Name: Roger Crawshaw Job title: Junior Sign Erector Department: Environment and Community Services Length of time in post: 4 Years 6 months Date of appraisal: _10_/_05_/_17_   Section A Assessment of potential Not fitted at present for further promotion Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years Fitted…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Should I tell work i’m in jail?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Should I tell work i’m in jail?

  Dear Darcus, I am the regional manager of a double glazing company but unfortunately I got arrested after trying to jump a rickshaw I had offered £200 to take me from Soho to Dartford. I thought I’d be able to get away with it but it turns out the rickshaw driver was a kung-fu…

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The danger of telling colleagues how to make a decent cup of coffee

The danger of telling colleagues how to make a decent cup of coffee

  The perfect cup of coffee is a bit like the perfect woman or the perfect man. We all have a very unique take on what perfection actually is. Just like choosing a partner, if you decide to openly share your ideas about what perfection is with your colleagues, you’ll more than likely face a…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

  It’s time to start going to bed a bit earlier because even the milkman has noticed that you tend to say, ‘goodnight’ instead of, ‘good morning’ when he’s doing the rounds at 5am. That is if you want to get another job of course. Whilst it can be quite good fun to smoke weed…

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