United Kingdom is slowly turning into one giant Primark store

United Kingdom is slowly turning into one giant Primark store

  Primark will continue to open new shops and bigger units until the whole of the United Kingdom effectively becomes one giant retail store.   The clothes shop does not consider itself to be at or even close to saturation point in the UK and Ireland even though its clothes can now be found on…

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Sweden abandons the six hour day because everybody keeps working overtime

Sweden abandons the six hour day because everybody keeps working overtime

  Sweden recently went back to an eight hour working day because employees would rather stay in the office and claim overtime than go home to be with their loved ones.   The City of Gothenburg didn’t extend the experiment into the benefits of working shortened workdays because the budget allocated for the two year…

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Volkswagen ‘all-electric’ concept car does a staggering 300 miles on a full tank of diesel

Volkswagen ‘all-electric’ concept car does a staggering 300 miles on a full tank of diesel

  German car manufacturer Volkswagen unveiled its latest all-electric concept vehicle that can reach top speeds of 112 mph and a range of 300 miles on a single full tank of diesel.   The new electric concept vehicle is the third in VW’s new line up after its hatchback and van concepts and is also…

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Easyjet says if passengers want guaranteed seating they should join the Royal Air Force

Easyjet says if passengers want guaranteed seating they should join the Royal Air Force

  Two Easyjet passengers were removed from an overbooked flight and not offered compensation after being told, “If you want a guaranteed seat on a plane – you’ll have to join the RAF!”   The British couple were due to fly from Luton Airport to Catania in Sicily but were asked to leave the plane…

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John Prescott punches a member of public on the campaign trail

John Prescott punches a member of public on the campaign trail

Unless you’re a boxer, it’s highly unlikely that you’d ever be allowed to punch somebody whilst going about your daily work duties. If your job happens to be Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, one would think you had even less justification for punching people at work – despite the obvious temptations. Back in…

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Petty Cash Voucher – New Mobile Office for the Car Park

Petty Cash Voucher – New Mobile Office for the Car Park

  Voucher number: Request Information: Voucher number: 45678-D Date: 01/04/2017 Amount requested: £8500 Requested by: Paul Sykes – Managing Director Note: Petty cash requests must not exceed £60.00 Description of Need: Whilst I am fully aware that the petty cash limit is £60, I feel an exception must be made on this occasion. I consider…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My colleague has a crush on me……I think?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – My colleague has a crush on me……I think?

  Dear Darcus, I think that one of the company directors might have a crush on me. Whenever I hold the door open for her she always says thank you and if I’m in the lift with her at the same time and ask her which floor she wants, she always tells me. Do you…

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10 instances where people qualify for ‘That Guy’ status in the office

10 instances where people qualify for ‘That Guy’ status in the office

Everybody has, ‘that guy,’ in their office. You know the type. They always go the extra mile to make it known to everyone else how eccentric or just plain annoying they can be between the hours of 9:00am and 5:30pm. ‘That guy,’ status has been a part of office culture ever since the first cavemen…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not conduct your own guerrilla war campaign?

You’ve just been sacked………why not conduct your own guerrilla war campaign?

Bad luck my friend. It would appear that lady luck hasn’t taken a shine to you lately and as a result, you are now unfortunately unemployed. There will be difficult times ahead for you, not least because the £4 pints of Stella Artois lager that were so casually consumed at lunchtime when you had a…

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10 incredibly juvenile things to do in response to getting sacked

10 incredibly juvenile things to do in response to getting sacked

  Let’s face it – getting the sack really sucks. Fair enough, you may now get to laze around in your pyjamas until lunchtime watching Breaking Bad on Netflix, but the reality is that not having a job can be financially catastrophic if you’re the sort of person that thinks a piggy bank should come…

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