Gordon Brown gets caught on tape bad mouthing a member of the public

Gordon Brown gets caught on tape bad mouthing a member of the public

  We all sometimes have a cross word to say about people when we’re at work, but very few of us are forced to eat our words because they were recorded on microphone and broadcast to the entire nation. Ex-UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown was forced to eat a rather large slice of humble pie…

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ACCIDENT REPORT BOOK – Saint Fermin Bull Run

ACCIDENT REPORT BOOK – Saint Fermin Bull Run

  1.    About the person who had the accident: Name: Alejandro Garcia Address: C/ Santa Maria 45, 3º, 2ª   Postcode: 28012 – Madrid Occupation:  Professional Photographer 2.    About you the person filling in this record: Complete if you did not have the accident: Name: Santiago Martinez Address: C/ Santa Maria 45, 3º, 2ª  …

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Moving to London

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Moving to London

  Dear Darcus, I’ve just moved down to London and keep seeing people in the square mile that get on the train at the same station as me in West Norwood. I keep trying to say hello to them and even waved across the street once but keeping getting ignored. What am I doing wrong?   Dear…

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What your desk says about how soon you’re going to jack the job in….

What your desk says about how soon you’re going to jack the job in….

  Here at The W1nners’ Club, our in-house employee psychologist (an elderly East European cleaner that comes in on Tuesdays and Thursdays,) has been busy working on a new theory developed during cigarette breaks round the back of the office by the wheelie bins. Our expert is convinced that it is possible to tell how…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a circus performer?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a circus performer?

  They say that everything happens for a reason but your reason for being unemployed is simply that you haven’t yet managed to find another job. Whether it’s because there have been stronger candidates than you competing for the same roles or it may indeed mean that your old boss wasn’t joking when he uttered…

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8 reasons why flexible working is a really f*cking bad idea

8 reasons why flexible working is a really f*cking bad idea

  When we were first asked by an interviewee here at The W1nners’ Club if we have flexible working arrangements for employees, an awkward silence befell the room. The silence was mainly borne out of the fact that nobody on the interview panel had a clue what the candidate was talking about. After a brief…

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Xerox invents personal computer technology and gives it away for nothing

Xerox invents personal computer technology and gives it away for nothing

  Back in 1979, a twenty-four-year-old Steve Jobs paid a visit to a research facility in Silicon Valley known as Xerox parc. He was the co-founder of a small computer start up down the road in Cupertino named Apple Computers.   Xerox Parc was the research and development arm of the Xerox Corporation. It was,…

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How to Break into your boss’s office

   

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Car thieves caught stealing a Vauxhall Zafira should be made to keep it say MPs

Car thieves caught stealing a Vauxhall Zafira should be made to keep it say MPs

  MPs on the Transport Select Committee said that anyone who steals a Vauxhall Zafira should be forced to keep it as punishment.   Apart from the mortal shame of having to drive around all day in a Vauxhall, the threat of the vehicle bursting into flames at any moment should be enough to put…

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90% of Welsh holidaymakers think Qatar Airways is a new type of cold remedy

90% of Welsh holidaymakers think Qatar Airways is a new type of cold remedy

  Long-haul flights from Cardiff to the Middle East have been announced by Qatar Airways even though most Welsh holidaymakers believe the airline is a new Cold and Flu remedy.   Cardiff Airport was bought by the Welsh Government in 2013 for £52m following a slump in passenger numbers, but travellers remain confused as to…

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