Time Warner AOL merger results in, ‘the greatest ever mistake in corporate history.’

Time Warner AOL merger results in, ‘the greatest ever mistake in corporate history.’

  Back at the turn of the millennium, AOL purchased entertainment giant Time Warner for $164 billion. The deal was announced on January 10, 2000 and it employed a structure that brought the two original companies together and merged them into a newly created entity. Due to the larger market capitalization of AOL, its shareholders…

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Flavour Flav endorses the new strapless Apple Watch

Flavour Flav endorses the new strapless Apple Watch

  Apple has employed the services of Public Enemy Rapper Flavour Flav after losing a legal battle over whether its smartwatch straps are an accessory that should be taxed individually or as part of the device.   A tax tribunal in London has ruled that the straps are “pieces of plastic” and therefore an “accessory”,…

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Trump instructs Disney CEO to confirm Mickey Mouse’s immigration status

Trump instructs Disney CEO to confirm Mickey Mouse’s immigration status

  Walt Disney Chief Executive Bob Iger was forced to defend his seat on President Trump’s business advisory council after Mickey Mouse was accused of being an illegal immigrant.   Facing tough questions from Mr. Trump regarding his inclusion on the council, the chief executive said he had no plans to step down from the…

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British Airways declare war on Ryanair in the budget airline arms race

British Airways declare war on Ryanair in the budget airline arms race

  British Airways is seeking to intensify its operations in the budget airline arms race by cramming enough passengers onto its planes to make them all resemble sardines in a tin.   The airline said there will be a “small increase” in the number of seats on its aircraft that will reduce the average leg…

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Dead mice suggest Asda products may be unfit for human consumption

Dead mice suggest Asda products may be unfit for human consumption

  Supermarket chain Asda has been fined £300,000 for food safety breaches after two mice and thirty flies were found dead at its north London home delivery depot.   Council officers found mouse droppings on the shelves and cereal and sugar packets gnawed by rodents during a visit to the Enfield site back in May…

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Customer facing bank staff receive special forces training

Customer facing bank staff receive special forces training

  Customer facing employees of banks, building societies and post offices have received special forces training in a bid to reduce financial crime.   Police hope the scheme will help to reduce the amount of cash scams that take place by making fraudsters think twice about ripping people off if, ‘Sarah,’ who sits behind the…

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BUSINESS CONTRACTOR AGREEMENT – Construction of a new Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory

BUSINESS CONTRACTOR AGREEMENT – Construction of a new Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory

  Contractor Agreement This agreement is made on the 04/03/2017 between Oompah Loompah Building Supplies {the ‘Contractor’} and Willy Wonka Enterprises {the ‘Company’} The Contractor has entered into an agreement with the Company for the performance of certain works {the ‘Works’}. The works are hereby agreed as follows: Construction of a new Chocolate Room: Everything…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Going, ‘Commando,’ in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Going, ‘Commando,’ in the office

  Dear Darcus, We have just hired a new team member who is a mature lady of 55 years of age. So far her work and experience have been nothing short of a total asset to the team except for one small problem – she refuses to wear underwear during work hours. To compound matters…

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“You’re nicked!” 9 ridiculous workplace theft allegations

“You’re nicked!” 9 ridiculous workplace theft allegations

    1.    Stealing from the Water Cooler     I’m on a diet that requires me to drink a metric shit ton of water so I carry around a 1L Nalgine bottle at all times. I’m a mid-level manager at a 60 person company. At the end of the work day on my way…

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Irn Bru is now no better for curing hangovers than Buckfast claim Scottish drinkers

Irn Bru is now no better for curing hangovers than Buckfast claim Scottish drinkers

  Outrage has swept across Scotland as AG Barr announced the amount of sugar in its Irn Bru brand will be halved ahead of a government crackdown on fizzy drinks.   The number one cure for hangovers north of the border will have its sugar content reduced from10g per 100ml to just below 5g making…

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