Sainsbury’s staff caught moonlighting at the Chairman’s house during work hours

Sainsbury’s staff caught moonlighting at the Chairman’s house during work hours

  Sainsbury’s staff officially signed off from work were caught moonlighting at the Chairman’s house working on his barn conversion during work hours.   At least five checkout girls were being used as bricklayers and staff from the deli counter, the bakery and the frozen food section were also found at the address wearing hard…

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Human Trafficking migrants at Sports Direct ask to be returned home immediately

Human Trafficking migrants at Sports Direct ask to be returned home immediately

  The Sports Direct Shirebrook warehouse has been embroiled in fresh controversy after human trafficking migrants working there asked to be returned home after less than a week on the job.   The migrants have also indicated that they plan on taking legal action against the people that arranged their transportation over to the UK…

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World’s most expensive mouse droppings discovered in Poundland

World’s most expensive mouse droppings discovered in Poundland

  Poundland has enjoyed a sharp increase in its share price after staff found mouse droppings at two outlet stores in Birmingham worth £134,000.   Alongside the valuable find at the stores, excited staff also discovered a chocolate Father Christmas with part of its head nibbled away, a partially-eaten Easter egg and rodent-related ‘smearing’ on…

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Samsung boss caught with mobile phones in jail after an explosion in the canteen

Samsung boss caught with mobile phones in jail after an explosion in the canteen

  Samsung boss Mr. Lee Jae-yong was caught smuggling mobile phones in jail after an explosion was heard as prisoners queued for their evening meal.   The Electronics company’s heir apparent was detained on suspicion of bribery, embezzlement and perjury in relation to South Korea’s president Park Geun-hye. He was found in possession of a Galaxy Note…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Toilet Breaks

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Toilet Breaks

  Dear Darcus, A member of my team takes no less than ten, ten minute toilet breaks per day minimum. Should this unliaterally acquired annual leave be amortised through a reduced lunch hour, or should I simply dock the skiver’s wages?   Dear Reader, Obviously, staff should be free to use the toilet when they…

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Client Feedback Report – Outdoor Advertising Campaign for Pilsner Lager

Client Feedback Report – Outdoor Advertising Campaign for Pilsner Lager

  We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve. How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy) 1 2…

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Gary Kildall misses out on becoming the richest man in the world

Gary Kildall misses out on becoming the richest man in the world

  Way back in the summer of 1980, representatives from IBM reached out to a group of computer nerds at a company called Digital Research Inc. based in California. Their aim was to commence talks about licensing DRI’s all-conquering operating system CP/M.   Legend has it that rather than take the call, DRI’s founder Gary…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an Astronaut?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an Astronaut?

  No job = no hope, right? Absolutely wrong! Now that you are unemployed, you have the entire world to choose from depending on the next move you decide to make. In fact, the best chance you have of feeling on top of the world in a literal sense is to become an Astronaut. The…

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The W1nners’ Club Office Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

The W1nners’ Club Office Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

  Everybody knows there are no jobs up north. Britain’s once all-powerful manufacturing industries that coughed out smog onto blackened buildings are a thing of the past. True, places like Manchester and Leeds are doing okay, but the real cash is still to be made by putting your handkerchief on a stick and venturing down…

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British Fizz to be named, ‘British Fizz,’ after 50 years of squabbling

British Fizz to be named, ‘British Fizz,’ after 50 years of squabbling

  The United Kingdom Vineyard Association have finally decided upon a name for British Fizz after debating the issue at meetings for over 50 years.   The issue of what to name British Sparkling Wine was raised at the first ever Vineyard Association gathering over five decades ago and members have been squabbling over the…

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