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Airbnb plans to let any old Tom, Dick or Harry become a tour guide
16th February 2018

Airbnb plans to let any old Tom, Dick or Harry become a tour guide

  Airbnb has announced plans to let any old Tom, Dick or Harry become a professional tour guide via its ‘Experiences’ arm of the business.   In the same way that it enabled pretty much ...

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Wenger claims Alexandre Lacazette was accidentally bought by his Amazon Echo
15th February 2018

Wenger claims Alexandre Lacazette was accidentally bought by his Amazon Echo

  Arsene Wenger has sensationally claimed this week that Alexandre Lacazette was accidentally purchased by his Amazon Echo device whilst he was searching for some music to listen to at home ...

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Tesco to take on Aldi and Lidl by placing random products next to each other
14th February 2018

Tesco to take on Aldi and Lidl by placing random products next to each other

  Tesco is understood to be working on a secret plan to take on cut-price chains Aldi and Lidl by placing random products next to each other in its stores.   Aldi and Lidl have been ...

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Sports Direct customers ejected unless they get to level 2 of Space Invaders
13th February 2018

Sports Direct customers ejected unless they get to level 2 of Space Invaders

  Sports Direct customers will be ejected from stores unless they are able to prove themselves capable of reaching level 2 of the arcade game Space Invaders.   The sports retail chain’s ...

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Eurostar launches new ‘weed special’ service between London and Amsterdam
12th February 2018

Eurostar launches new ‘weed special’ service between London and Amsterdam

  Eurostar has announced that it will be launching a new ‘weed special’ service between London and Amsterdam in a bid to compete with airlines for the lucrative cannabis smoking demographic. ...

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Poundland Naughty Elf to appear in its first pornographic movie
9th February 2018

Poundland Naughty Elf to appear in its first pornographic movie

  The Poundland naughty elf is due to appear in its first pornographic movie The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The star of the discount retailer’s recent “Elf Behaving Badly” ...

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Samsung heir Lee Jae-yong now a gang member after time spent in prison
8th February 2018

Samsung heir Lee Jae-yong now a gang member after time spent in prison

  Samsung heir Lee Jae-yong is thought to have been ‘jumped in’ to a prison gang over the course of his recent jail term.   The Samsung Electronics vice chairman, who is known as T-Boz ...

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Elon Musk gets a speeding fine after his Tesla is clocked doing 11km/second in space
7th February 2018

Elon Musk gets a speeding fine after his Tesla is clocked doing 11km/second in space

  Elon Musk was handed a speeding ticket when his cherry red Tesla roadster was clocked doing 11km/second just outside Earth’s lower orbit.   The tech entrepreneur has apparently ...

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UPS Boeing 747 order raises concerns about parking in residential areas
6th February 2018

UPS Boeing 747 order raises concerns about parking in residential areas

  A recovery in international trade is reviving demand for the Boeing 747 as a freight aircraft, but concerns have been raised by UPS customers about parking them in residential areas. ...

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Bitcoin expected to hold its value against the North Korean Won
5th February 2018

Bitcoin expected to hold its value against the North Korean Won

  The Bitcoin cryptocurrency is set for its worst week since April 2013 but analysts remain confident that it will still hold its value against the North Korean Won.   The price has ...

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